Rapex Anti-Rape Gadget Almost Ready
Posted by John A. Facade on 21 Mar 2007 at 09:52 pm | Tagged as: Gadgets, Guy Stuff
Inventor Sonnet Ehlers claims his invention, “Rapex” is the solution to rape. How does it work? Essentially, it’s a female condom with a locking bear trap type device inside. It’s actually a pubic hair away from being released now.
Hear that? That’s the sound of terrifying justice. Feel that? Well, no means no, you monosyllabic bastard.
P.S. If only this woman had one of these, she wouldn’t have endured this horrible experience. Ya, I know the whole thing seems crazy, but so does what she went through at the hands of that animal. I hope they find him and turn 19 hours into 19 years of non-stop torture and rape for him to enjoy the receiving end of.
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During the Vietnam war the VC hookers used a cork with a razor blade in it.
Sooo….
What happens when she forgets to take it out
and the sex is consensual.
You know its going to happen she gets use to it being down there and just forgets about it.
Thats one of the scariest ideas that I have ever heard!
I love it!
so women are just supposed to walk around with a booby-trap in their pooters? and what woman wants a rapist’s cock to be locked inside her?
hey im down young and u know of mmmmm
So whoever invented this had good intentions but didn’t think the process all the way through. Just run the scenario through your head…
Young lady is walking down darkly lit alley or gets too drunk at a party and passes out. Enter rapist…he see’s his vulnerable prey and attacks. Oh shit! Searing pain throughout his penis…how does he react? Oh well you got me, my penis is stuck in you. I guess I’ll wait nicely for the police to show up and take me away…
Yea right, here’s what’s going to happen. The rapist is going to be become filled with pain and rage and he’s going to take it out on the source of his pain. The woman below him is going to get pounded into a bloody mess as he thrashes about in agony.
Yes you might inflict a lot of pain on your attacker and maybe even permanently damage the rapists’ penis but I’d be shocked if a woman survived the encounter.
In theory it sounds good and may even work as a deterrent if it catches enough press and guys start thinking women are out there using them, but that’s about as useful as it gets.
I was actually going to allude to Vietnam, too lol, but someone beat me to it.