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	<title>You're just a mistress between the mattress and the master.</title>
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		<title>Life in Panama - No suit, no shoes, no problem&#8230;</title>
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I remember reading articles in various men's magazines about escaping the 9 - 5 grind, trading in the suit and tie for shorts and sandals and doing something that you love for a living. I remember reading them and yearning for it, but not knowing how to do it. As ...</description>
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		<title>Women&#8217;s Sex Tourism?</title>
		<description>Of course, sex travel or sex tourism, as it's known in a lot of places is on the rise. Jumping a plane to get a nut or three is common these days. But did you know that women do it too?

I found this article on EscapeArtist, one of my favorite ...</description>
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		<title>A Fertility Measuring ?Phone?</title>
		<description>Yup, now I have officially seen it all. 



So, Samsung believes that there aren't enough methods and now it's time for a phone capable of tracking a woman's fertile periods. The idea is to keep the user updated on her "baby" and "no baby" times of the month when she ...</description>
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		<title>A New Paris Sex Tape? &#8230;from JAIL?</title>
		<description>So, that naughty little rich girl, Paris was apparently getting her lesbian kicks while she was in jail. This site opened today with an EXCLUSIVE, 22 minute video of Paris having sex in jail with another inmate.



Could it be that the "stupid, spoiled whore" (as South Park dubbed her) really ...</description>
		<link>http://johnafacade.com/a-new-paris-hilton-sex-tape-from-jail/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t buy an iPod now..</title>
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There's a lot of speculation about the next iPod release. It's been a couple months since Apple threw out the iPhone, the new iMac is official and hittin' it and current iPods have seen a price drop (something that only comes strictly mandated by Apple HQ). Retailers are continuing to ...</description>
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		<title>A Sex Doll for Dogs?</title>
		<description>Well, now  I have officially seen it all. Apparently somebody got SO tired of getting their leg humped that they went and created this beloved contraption to keep Sparky from soiling yet another pair of jeans with doggy spunk.



I don't know whether to be beside myself with hilarity or ...</description>
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		<title>Escorts 2.0</title>
		<description>Female escorts are so common online and off these days that I'd be amazed if you didn't know about them yet. But most of the guys I've asked about them in the last couple weeks either didn't know they exist or didn't know much more than locker room rumors that ...</description>
		<link>http://johnafacade.com/escorts-20/</link>
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		<title>A Bendable, Wearable, 0.01&#8243; Thick TFT TV Display</title>
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Sony has just gone public with something I've been waiting on for a couple years. There have been rumors and leaks about TFT (thin film transistor) for flexible displays combined with OED, (organic electroluminescent display), but this is the first I've seen of it headed for the public market.

Imagine a ...</description>
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		<title>This is just getting ridiculous. 1984, here we come.</title>
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Every once in a while, I get chills down my spine when I see yet another invasion of our already fragile liberties with a satellite-tracked black box that somebody's trying to pass off as innocent. "It's for keeping your car from getting stolen, it's for making sure your kids don't ...</description>
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		<title>My Penis says, &#8220;Thank You Daddy.&#8221;</title>
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In one of the most uncomfortable conversations of my life, a friend of mine named Paul told me that he'd rather fuck his "Fleshlight" than a real, wet, warm, sweet, succulent vagina attached to a real woman. I realize that it's unfortunate that pussies come attached to women, but I'd ...</description>
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