Well, now I have officially seen it all. Apparently somebody got SO tired of getting their leg humped that they went and created this beloved contraption to keep Sparky from soiling yet another pair of jeans with doggy spunk.

I don’t know whether to be beside myself with hilarity or to barf my chicken wings from lunch on my shoes. Can you imagine cleaning this thing? I mean, call me nuts…but dog spunk isn’t something I want to be wiping down with my dishes sponge.

I suppose it’s only right to give them a sexual outlet, God knows that cutting a dog’s nuts off and just expecting him to forget about sex is just ridiculous, but damn man…I don’t know if I should go out and toss down some $$ for indulging my dog’s fantasies. Do you think they’re thinking naughty thoughts and saying “Ya baby…take that…you know you like it…take my red lipstick dog cock” etc…while doing this?

Do you think we’ll see doggy day cares in the near future with playgrounds that look like this?

What a world…