Yup, now I have officially seen it all.

So, Samsung believes that there aren’t enough methods and now it’s time for a phone capable of tracking a woman’s fertile periods. The idea is to keep the user updated on her “baby” and “no baby” times of the month when she places a call. They’ll do this by measuring distance to the eardrum (using either ultrasonic or laser sensors) combined with infrared to get a temperature reading. This corresponds to a woman’s basal body temperature cycle, which in turn maps to her menstrual cycle.
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In Japan, the concept was intended to boost birth rates by keeping couples in the know on exactly when they might have success and correspondingly, when they should be getting it on. But I imagine the intent might be just the opposite with some of you more promiscuous types.