Sony has just gone public with something I’ve been waiting on for a couple years. There have been rumors and leaks about TFT (thin film transistor) for flexible displays combined with OED, (organic electroluminescent display), but this is the first I’ve seen of it headed for the public market.

Imagine a color screen with LCD quality that you can bend, twist, roll up like paper, even drop and it never breaks? It could be worn as a t-shirt or wrapped around telephone poles for ads. How long will it be before boys have this tucked into their history notebooks so they can watch last night’s episode of whatever or even some good skin flicks while it looks like they’re reading?

The future just looks more and more distracting and cool as hell.

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Every once in a while, I get chills down my spine when I see yet another invasion of our already fragile liberties with a satellite-tracked black box that somebody’s trying to pass off as innocent. “It’s for keeping your car from getting stolen, it’s for making sure your kids don’t go where they’re not to, nobody would ever use it for _________.”

A company called GoPass has come out with a new device called the AVL-900. It definitely ups the ante by not only allowing the installer to track the vehicle’s every turn via GPS / GPRS, but it also has an integrated microphone to let whoever’s curious listen in. This portable tracking system packs a SiRF Star III GPS receiver, supports quad-band GSM communications, and can report positions on a timed interval or send an alert to your cellphone if the vehicle is moved while you’re away.

As if seeing a moving dot wasn’t close enough to being in the backseat, you can simply text the device or ring it up to turn the microphone on and listen in on what’s going on inside. The AVL-900 will even let you monitor the movements from your smartphone (if you’re in Europe, Asia or with the Government in the US). Thankfully, this box isn’t commercially available yet, but it will be within 3 months.

If that doesn’t creep you out…what does?

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In one of the most uncomfortable conversations of my life, a friend of mine named Paul told me that he’d rather fuck his “Fleshlight” than a real, wet, warm, sweet, succulent vagina attached to a real woman. I realize that it’s unfortunate that pussies come attached to women, but I’d accepted it as a necessary evil in life. I figured that Paul’s confession must’ve come from the effects of his 4th Jager shot combined with his 4th or 5th Johnny Blue on the rocks and that he must be nuts. Since I had absolutely no idea what a fleshlight was and was absolutely intrigued by anything, that any man, even in his absurdly inebriated state would prefer over a real woman…I just had to know more.

After a little time at Fleshlight.com, I had to order one and see whether “pocket pussies”, “pinch hitters” or in their vernacular, male sex toys had really come this far. Two days later the UPS guy rang my doorbell with a smile and a discrete brown package from “Interactive Life Forms”. He probably thought it was some cool AI thing as he usually delivers nothing to my door except gadgets, computer stuff, toys, guns, etc. If only he’d known how fast I was going to tear that package open, lube it up and stick my dick in it. (How many times do you get to type that in your life?)

About twenty sweaty minutes later, I lay back on my perfectly clean bed (no muss, no fuss) and in complete agreement with my friend Paul, swore off women forever. Now I can save my money, play more, travel more, even work more and fuck without cuddling, chick flicks and those embarassing “sorry about the VD” or “another trip to the abortion clinic” headaches.

Ok, ok…so I can’t really swear women off completely. There are exceptions to the altogether too realistic rule, but this thing really will save me a lot of unsatisfied nights and some carpal tunnel. Check it out -

The outside, when it’s closed, looks like an industrial flashlight (hence “Fleshlight”). Cute eh? It’s heavy duty plastic and the end screws on tight so that you could leave this on your kitchen counter or bedside and nobody would ever ask what it is.
When you order, you start with the options of what you want it to look like.

Then you decide which one of the options you want for what’s on the inside (what you feel)

They even have a fleshlight for guys who are worried about shooting too soon and want to build up some stamina with “practice”. You gotta see “Legends Gym”

I went with the basic “Lady” with the “Wonder Wave” insides and gents, I gotta tell you…wow. This thing not only is a hell of a lot of fun to play with, the last few times I was up to bat with the real thing, I’ve been doing a lot more playing with her than her with me.

Get yourself a fleshlight and enjoy it. But remember, no matter how drunk you get, don’t tell your buddies about it. It’s a good thing Paul doesn’t know about this blog of mine, otherwise everybody would be call me “pocket pussy” too.

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With the Xbox 360 Elite making all the news lately, Geeks.com has decided to offer $100 off of their Platinum Xbox 360s. You get the 20GB hard drive, wireless controller, headset, component, ethernet and power cables. Enter the coupon GEEKBOX2 in the red secret savings code box at checkout for the savings. The deal is valid through May 31 or while supplies last.

Who loves ya? That’s right…John loves ya.

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Can you overdose on weed? Is that actually possible? Well, sort of. Apparently this cop and his wife thought they had, well…died after eating what must’ve been one hell of a strong batch of brownies and called 911 for help.

The first time I ever smoked weed, my girlfriend (at the time) and my friend Paul decided that they’d introduce me to smoking in the grand tradition of losing your virginity by being the available hole at a gang bang. I bought a very nice surgical glass bong almost 2 feet tall. There was a long shaft with plenty of room for ice to cool the smoke down, lots of water in the bottom for filtering and a big bowl for the best weed I could find in Atlanta. Well, it’s Atlanta..it was really, really good organic, hydroponic ninja weed with blue and orange hairs and what can be described as a soul crushing high when you smoke too much of it.

I followed their instructions to the letter:

1. Pack the bowl with ground, high quality weed.
2. Light the lighter and put it just above the bowl while drawing on the shaft of the bong to pull the flame into the bowl and light the full bowl.
3. Once you’ve gathered a good amount of smoke in the bong shaft, slip the bowl up an inch or two and clear the chamber.
4. Hold the smoke as long as you can, then exhale it.
5. Repeat and…repeat.
6. Once the bowl is ashed, re-pack the bowl and…repeat.

I got one hit into the second bowl before the world become a very un-friendly, un-happy place. While sitting motionless on my comfortable, black leather couch…I felt like I was floating in a world of roller coasters and porcupines. Nothing made sense, up was down and I ended up dry heaving in my bathroom sink while suddenly needing to get very naked and run haphazardly through my 2 floor condo searching for my penis and screaming “SEVENTEEN” for hours on end. It was about 8 hours before things started to return to normal regardless of the milk, sugar, showers, sleep, sex, massages and everything else my now sorry companions tried to do to bring me back. That’s as close as “over dosing” on weed as I’ve ever experienced and about as close as I’ve ever even heard of.

I don’t buy that you can overdose on weed, I think you’d pass out first. But you can smoke yourself into oblivion if you’re uninformed or just plain stupid. A word to the wise, know your limits, know what you’re smoking (quality means everything) and always know that you can smoke more if you haven’t gotten to your desired level of highness. BUT you can’t un-smoke that Bob Marley hit you wanted to take to be cool in front of your weed buddies. Regardless, the video’s hysterical, Enjoy.

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