You're just a mistress between the mattress and the master.

I remember reading articles in various men’s magazines about escaping the 9 - 5 grind, trading in the suit and tie for shorts and sandals and doing something that you love for a living. I remember reading them and yearning for it, but not knowing how to do it. As I made that my #1 priority in life and started adjusting, bit by bit to eventually getting there and finally, getting here…you have absolutely no idea how amazing it is.

I haven’t touched a dish, cleaned the house or done laundry in two years. Why would I? My maid lives in the maid’s quarters of my 3000 sq. ft. penthouse condo ($1200 /month) and she costs $200 /month and is bi-lingual. She cooks amazingly well and is a real sweetheart.

I only use alarms to wake me up for flights to various play or vacation destinations in Central, South America or the Caribbean and it’s about 85 every day here in Panama. I surf, dive, kite surf, hike, camp and fish like crazy.

My quality of life is amazingly high and my cost of living is amazingly low. Dinner last night for my gorgeous Colombiana date and myself at a 4 star Italian restaurant with appetizers, awesome steak and pasta entrees, two bottles of wine and dessert and coffees was $74.

The Panama real estate market is exploding, while the US, Canadian, Asian and European markets are imploding. Panama City looks and feels like Miami (without the stress, crime and attitude) and is only getting more and more amazing every day as more expats move here and there’s just more and more to do. There are huge tax advantages to Panama corporations and foundations, as well as living in Panama instead of in the US or Canada.

Guys…WAKE UP! You’re dying minute by minute in that cubicle. All the 401ks, IRAs, quotas, pension plans and stock options in the world aren’t going to make up for you dying at 40 of heart disease while you shit blood because of your ulcer fretting over the mortgage, the kids and whether or not your business card is nicer than Jones’. Think about the movies “Fight Club” and “Office Space”. If you don’t get it after thinking about those and comparing your life to mine, you won’t get it and should stay right where you are.

On the other hand, if you DO get it and you want to move down here to paradise (also known as Panama), there are ways to do it. It’s going to take some guts and some improvisation. You’ve got to have a portable skill or be independently wealthy. Life down here (and anywhere for that matter) is cheap, but not free.

I work on the Internet (as you might have noticed), so living anywhere is easy. But if you can write for a living, sell real estate, manage resorts, hotels or restaurants or have construction skills, you’ve got a shot at making a great living here too. I know a girl who’s selling insurance in Panama and is doing very, very well. Car insurance, health insurance, life insurance, title and mortgage insurance and other types of insurance in Panama are so much cheaper than in the states, it makes a great market for a hot, English speaking Panamanian to help out the gringos when they get down here.

Gents, forget the headaches of modern living in the US and Canada. Tell your boss to take a hike, sell all that shit you don’t need and move down here. It’s a boomtown, the wild west and there’s gold in them thar hills. Take a chance, get a life and hope to see you here.

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Women’s Sex Tourism?

Posted by admin on 16 Aug 2007 | Tagged as: Guy Stuff

Of course, sex travel or sex tourism, as it’s known in a lot of places is on the rise. Jumping a plane to get a nut or three is common these days. But did you know that women do it too?

I found this article on EscapeArtist, one of my favorite sites. You won’t believe this, but apparently more and more women are traveling to find bigger cocks and guys who pay more attention to them. -

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Women’s sex tourism is especially popular nowadays. Sources state that about 600,000 women come to the countries of the Caribbean Basin every year in search of men’s attention and love.

Women’s and men’s sex tourism are two absolutely different phenomena. Women do not go to bars and sex shows to find new partners; they do not make sex tours as such infrequent events are organized basically for men.

Researchers who studied the phenomenon of sex tourism among women at Caribbean resorts say that this type of a vacation is typical of middle age women either lonely or unhappy about their family life.

While men choose Asia for their sex tourism, women go to Southern Europe (Italy, Greece, Turkey, Croatia and Spain), to the Caribbean Basin (Jamaica, Barbados and the Dominican Republic), Genoa and Kenya in Africa, Bali, Indonesia and Phuket in Thailand to enjoy sex tourism. Nepal, Morocco, Fiji, Ecuador and Costa-Rica are less popular. Thailand, the Dominican Republic and Cuba are the countries that suit for sex tourism of both sexes, male and female.

Seventeen percent of the Jamaican population lives below the poverty line; tourism and farming are the only sources of income there. The airport of Montego Bay is crowded with young men when flights from Canada or London arrive. They come there to meet “milk bottles who must be immediately filled up�?. This is how they call foreign women with white skin. Locals say that middle age women come to the place in search of “a big bamboo�? as the opinion of the sexual power of swarthy men is widely spread all over the world.

Lesbian tourism is just emerging. However, there are several places where women can enjoy it: Mytilini in Greece, Bangkok and Pattaya in Thailand and Bali.

Sex tourism is popular in the third world countries, and the services are quite affordable there. Jamaica travel experts say that the tariffs are meant for the middle class: $30 per an hour and up to $150 for one night. In addition to the tariff, gigolos would love to receive money, watches, shirts and cigarette lighters as presents. Women from the Canadian capital Ottawa are known as the most generous presenters.

Women who enjoy sex tourism are given various names in different countries where they go: Shirley Valentines in Britain, Longtails – in the Bermudas, yellow cabs – in Japan, milk bottles (blondes) and stellas (brunettes) – in Jamaica. In Barbados, female sex tourists are said to be having “the Canadian secretary syndrome�?.

Men serving female sex tourists also have their names in different countries: kamakia (harpoon for fishing) – in Greece, galebovi (seagull) – in Croatia, sharks – in Costa-Rica, Kuta Cowboys and pemburu-bule (hunters for whites) – in Bali, Marlboro men – in Jordan, bomsas or bumsters – in Gambia, sanky pankies – in the Dominican Republic, grinda hunter – in Ecuador, brichero – in Peru. Men of the Dominican Republic enjoy the reputation of the most professional gigolos.

For many years it has been considered that sex tourism suited men only. But as it turned out, middle age women who are not that fabulous as film stars but have quite enough money desire to have sex and enjoyment during vacations to take a rest from their husbands, children and housekeeping.

Women’s sex tourism was first mentioned in the middle of the 19th century in the USA and Turkey. Americans liked to visit North American Indians and European women visited Turks to enjoy sex far from home. There were no sex travels just during the Depression, and the pause lasted until the 1960

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Women’s Sex Tourism?